Doesn't it seem like there are too many dances out. We used to have one dance/song MAX per season, it gave everybody a chance to hear what it was, see how to do it and work it out for the next couple of parties. They're so many dances out now you don't know what they're gunna play, which one is most important for you to know, or any relevant steps you could throw out every now and then so you could play that whole, you know it, you just don't wanna do it right then game (trust me this method works). Nowadays you gotta know the Down South stuff, the West Coast ish, Baltimore's comin up, the East Coast hits you with a dance every other year AND you have to know every new passa passa move Americans decide to naturalize. It's just mass confusion! No I cannot wu-tang and I have no interest in jookin' ya boy. Quit it. The only thing that keeps me going is the occasional idiot proof dance. Props to the South for always keepin' it simple. Have you noticed that all down South dances seem complicated but that's never the case. What was a stronger uniting force than "Crank that Soulja Boy," and tell me you never walked it out, not to mention that that little motorcycle move from "It's going down" had you feelin' so cool two summers ago, didn't it? Well they have done it again with "The Stanky Leg." I can do it and you can do it to, now let's get it!
Dances you should start pretending to know
1. Jerkin'
2. Wu-Tang(in?)
3. Swag Surfin'
Dances you should already be pretending to know
1. Tek weh Yourself
2. Dutty Wine
3. Wacky Dip
Dances we ALL know
1. Willie Bounce
2. Crank dat Soulja Boy
3. Walk it out
Remember the days when all you had to do at a party was Lean Back when Fat Joe told you to...
No comments:
Post a Comment